- "Hello, I am Victor and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars on beautiful women."
- ―Victor
- "Uh-huh. Now tell us she's witty and sophisticated."
- ―Leela
- "Ah-ah-ah! A gentleman always sells a lady a car first."
- ―Victor[source]
Victor was a car salesman who worked at Malfunctioning Eddie's Rocket-Car Emporium. He speaks in third person and has a Latin accent. He uses hard-sell tactics to sell cars.