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| − | [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] performs the annual performance review, evaluating each of the [[Planet Express]] employees whereby the lowest rated employee will be fired at sundown. Eventhough it was heavily implied to be [[John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] it turned out to be Hermes himself, because he spends most of the time on performance reviews, endangered Fry's life, and promptly fires himself. As replacement, the [[Central Bureaucracy]] hires a robot named [[Mark 7G]] to perform the bureaucratic tasks for Planet Express. Zoidberg then exclaims that he will miss him despite all the torment he recieved from Hermes. Back home, Hermes says that the best part of being fired is that he will never see Zoidberg again. He then has curried goat together with his wife and son, which is so spicy that a drop spilled burns through the table, various apartments (including through a drunk guy's belly) and all the way down to [[Robot Hell]], where it burns through the head of the [[Robot Devil]]. Hermes felt sad and talks to his wife, LaBarbara, who tries to cheer him up as they go out for a walk. Then out of nowhere [[Roberto]] appears and threaten to rob their skin, pointing his knife at them. [[File:Unavngivet.png|thumb|left|294px|Hermes and Bender meets Yuri]]Fortunately, [[URL]] and [[Smitty]] rescues them and sends Roberto to the Electromagnetic Chair (at one point Roberto remarked that the chair was "driving him sane"). Hermes then decides to see Bender and they talk, as Fry eavesdrop on their conversation. Later that night Bender brings Hermes to a guy named [[Yuri]] who runs a black market selling used robotic parts and is able to do body augmentation. Hermes then gets a harpoon installed in his chest. |
+ | [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] performs the annual performance review, evaluating each of the [[Planet Express]] employees whereby the lowest rated employee will be fired at sundown. Eventhough it was heavily implied to be [[John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] because Hermes kept saying that he will be fired before the review began, it turned out to be Hermes himself, because he spends most of the time on performance reviews, endangered Fry's life, and promptly fires himself due to sheer arrogance and stupidity. As replacement, the [[Central Bureaucracy]] hires a robot named [[Mark 7G]] to perform the bureaucratic tasks for Planet Express. Zoidberg then exclaims that he will miss him despite all the torment and bullying he recieved from Hermes. Back home, Hermes says that the best part of being fired is that he will never see Zoidberg again. He then has curried goat together with his wife and son, which is so spicy that a drop spilled burns through the table, various apartments (including through a drunk guy's belly) and all the way down to [[Robot Hell]], where it burns through the head of the [[Robot Devil]]. Hermes felt sad and talks to his wife, LaBarbara, who tries to cheer him up as they go out for a walk. Then out of nowhere [[Roberto]] appears and threaten to rob their skin, pointing his knife at them. [[File:Unavngivet.png|thumb|left|294px|Hermes and Bender meets Yuri]]Fortunately, [[URL]] and [[Smitty]] rescues them and sends Roberto to the Electromagnetic Chair (at one point Roberto remarked that the chair was "driving him sane"). Hermes then decides to see Bender and they talk, as Fry eavesdrop on their conversation. Later that night Bender brings Hermes to a guy named [[Yuri]] who runs a black market selling used robotic parts and is able to do body augmentation. Hermes then gets a harpoon installed in his chest. |
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Hermes shows his new attachment, which impresses the crew and help gets his job back. As Zoidberg greets him back, [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] drops his dentures down in the sink and Bender retrieves it by extending his arm, convincing Hermes that he should get one and decides to pay Yuri a visit again, replacing his left arm with a robotic extendable arm, showing off its numerous attachments. Zoidberg then collects Hermes' old left arm. Back at his dumpster, Zoidberg is shown playing with a makeshift puppet of Hermes, fitting in Hermes's old arm onto it. In bed that evening, Hermes breaks his glasses and decides to get a cylon eye instead, surprising his wife [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]]. But then she found herself attracted and are about to make love, when Barbara realizes that Hermes also cyloned his private area. LaBarbara makes him promise that he will not upgrade any further, but he crosses his robotic fingers behind his back.[[File:Hermes.jpg|thumb|300px|Hermes as a robot]] |
Hermes shows his new attachment, which impresses the crew and help gets his job back. As Zoidberg greets him back, [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] drops his dentures down in the sink and Bender retrieves it by extending his arm, convincing Hermes that he should get one and decides to pay Yuri a visit again, replacing his left arm with a robotic extendable arm, showing off its numerous attachments. Zoidberg then collects Hermes' old left arm. Back at his dumpster, Zoidberg is shown playing with a makeshift puppet of Hermes, fitting in Hermes's old arm onto it. In bed that evening, Hermes breaks his glasses and decides to get a cylon eye instead, surprising his wife [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]]. But then she found herself attracted and are about to make love, when Barbara realizes that Hermes also cyloned his private area. LaBarbara makes him promise that he will not upgrade any further, but he crosses his robotic fingers behind his back.[[File:Hermes.jpg|thumb|300px|Hermes as a robot]] |
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| − | Soon after, Hermes breaks his promise to LaBarbara has all his body parts upgraded except for his brain. Zoidberg again collects Hermes' old body parts, which made Hermes ask what he plans to do with them, with Zoidberg replying "something wonderful". It is revealed he has sewed all of Hermes' discarded parts together to create "Little Hermes", a puppet whom he uses in his comedy ventriloquist act where Little Hermes insults him. Everyone thinks Little Hermes is funny, but Hermes himself finds it disgusting and decides to do the ultimate decision: getting a robot brain. Hermes pays a visit to Yuri again, but this time round he refuses to fulfill Hermes' request, stating that he's out of his mind. But later, he visits the robot cemetary together with Professor Farnsworth and Bender, where they stumble upon a fresh grave. The grave is then exhumed and Professor Farnsworth retrieves the brain circuit in it. As they leave, it is revealed that the grave belongs to the already executed Roberto. |
+ | Soon after, Hermes breaks his promise to LaBarbara has all his body parts upgraded except for his brain. Zoidberg again collects Hermes' old body parts, which made Hermes ask what he plans to do with them, with Zoidberg replying "something wonderful". It is revealed he has sewed all of Hermes' discarded parts together to create "Little Hermes", a puppet whom he uses in his comedy ventriloquist act where Little Hermes insults him. Everyone thinks Little Hermes is funny, but Hermes himself finds it disgusting and decides to do the ultimate and completley suicidal decision: getting a robot brain, which will clearly kill him due to the brian not being put anywhere else after being taken out. Hermes pays a visit to Yuri again, but this time round he refuses to fulfill Hermes' request, stating that he's out of his mind. But later, he visits the robot cemetary together with Professor Farnsworth and Bender, where they stumble upon a fresh grave. The grave is then exhumed and Professor Farnsworth retrieves the brain circuit in it. As they leave, it is revealed that the grave belongs to the already executed Roberto. |
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| − | Back at Planet Express, Professor Farnsworth and the crew prepares for surgery, as Zoidberg perform a quick comedy session with Little Hermes. However LaBarbara shows up with Dwight and demands that the surgery is stopped. Hermes points out that a robot brain would make him a better husband and father, but LaBarbara replies that he can't be a husband and father without a wife and son and decides to commence divorce proceedings. Professor Farnsworth then gets emotional and refuses to perform the surgery, but Zoidberg says he will with Little Hermes. The rest wonders why Zoidberg wants to perform surgery on Hermes, and Zoidberg answers them in a musical way. The surgery is succesful, and LaBarbara is upset. She asks Zoidberg why he did the surgery . Zoidberg then puts Hermes' brain into Little Hermes, and Hermes is once again fully human, apologizing to LaBarbara for breaking his promise to her. As they share a kiss together, Roberto awakens again in Hermes' robot body. He then captures Hermes and peels off a small part of his skin with the extendable robot arm's vegetable peeler attachement, directly eating it. But Roberto ends up melting completely due to Hermes' goat curry saturated skin, and the workplace keys escape from his grasp. LaBarbara then asks Hermes to apologize to Zoidberg for being a jerk to him and to thank him for saving Hermes and Labarbara's marraige, forcing Hermes to do so despite him hating Zoidberg so much. Zoidberg than uses Hermes as a puppet again, and leaves the place dancing to his "Monster Mash" spoof, much to the chagrin of everyone present. |
+ | Back at Planet Express, Professor Farnsworth and the crew prepares for surgery, as Zoidberg perform a quick comedy session with Little Hermes. However LaBarbara shows up with Dwight and demands that the surgery is stopped. Hermes points out that a robot brain would make him a better husband and father, but LaBarbara replies that he can't be a husband and father without a wife and son and decides to commence divorce proceedings. Professor Farnsworth then gets emotional and refuses to perform the surgery because he knows that the procedure will kill Hermes, but Zoidberg says he will do it with Little Hermes. The rest wonders why Zoidberg wants to perform such a risky and suicidal surgery on Hermes, and Zoidberg answers them in a musical way. The surgery is succesful, and LaBarbara is upset. She asks Zoidberg why he even did the surgery . Zoidberg then puts Hermes' brain into Little Hermes, and Hermes is once again fully human, apologizing to LaBarbara for breaking his promise to her. As they share a kiss together, Roberto awakens again in Hermes' robot body. He then captures Hermes and peels off a small part of his skin with the extendable robot arm's vegetable peeler attachement, directly eating it. But Roberto ends up melting completely due to Hermes' goat curry saturated skin, and the workplace keys escape from his grasp, killing him instantly. LaBarbara then asks Hermes to apologize to Zoidberg for being a jerk to him and to thank him for saving Hermes and Labarbara's marraige, forcing Hermes to do so despite him hating Zoidberg so much. Zoidberg than uses Hermes as a puppet again, and leaves the place dancing to his "Monster Mash" spoof, much to the chagrin of everyone present. |
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The Six Million Dollar Mon is the seventh episode of production season seven and season 9 (broadcast).
Synopsis
Hermes begin to feel useless for himself and decides to replace his organs with robotic parts.
Plot
Act I
Hermes performs the annual performance review, evaluating each of the Planet Express employees whereby the lowest rated employee will be fired at sundown. Eventhough it was heavily implied to be Zoidberg because Hermes kept saying that he will be fired before the review began, it turned out to be Hermes himself, because he spends most of the time on performance reviews, endangered Fry's life, and promptly fires himself due to sheer arrogance and stupidity. As replacement, the Central Bureaucracy hires a robot named Mark 7G to perform the bureaucratic tasks for Planet Express. Zoidberg then exclaims that he will miss him despite all the torment and bullying he recieved from Hermes. Back home, Hermes says that the best part of being fired is that he will never see Zoidberg again. He then has curried goat together with his wife and son, which is so spicy that a drop spilled burns through the table, various apartments (including through a drunk guy's belly) and all the way down to Robot Hell, where it burns through the head of the Robot Devil. Hermes felt sad and talks to his wife, LaBarbara, who tries to cheer him up as they go out for a walk. Then out of nowhere Roberto appears and threaten to rob their skin, pointing his knife at them.
Hermes and Bender meets Yuri
Fortunately, URL and Smitty rescues them and sends Roberto to the Electromagnetic Chair (at one point Roberto remarked that the chair was "driving him sane"). Hermes then decides to see Bender and they talk, as Fry eavesdrop on their conversation. Later that night Bender brings Hermes to a guy named Yuri who runs a black market selling used robotic parts and is able to do body augmentation. Hermes then gets a harpoon installed in his chest.
Act II
Hermes shows his new attachment, which impresses the crew and help gets his job back. As Zoidberg greets him back, Professor Farnsworth drops his dentures down in the sink and Bender retrieves it by extending his arm, convincing Hermes that he should get one and decides to pay Yuri a visit again, replacing his left arm with a robotic extendable arm, showing off its numerous attachments. Zoidberg then collects Hermes' old left arm. Back at his dumpster, Zoidberg is shown playing with a makeshift puppet of Hermes, fitting in Hermes's old arm onto it. In bed that evening, Hermes breaks his glasses and decides to get a cylon eye instead, surprising his wife LaBarbara. But then she found herself attracted and are about to make love, when Barbara realizes that Hermes also cyloned his private area. LaBarbara makes him promise that he will not upgrade any further, but he crosses his robotic fingers behind his back.
Hermes as a robot
Soon after, Hermes breaks his promise to LaBarbara has all his body parts upgraded except for his brain. Zoidberg again collects Hermes' old body parts, which made Hermes ask what he plans to do with them, with Zoidberg replying "something wonderful". It is revealed he has sewed all of Hermes' discarded parts together to create "Little Hermes", a puppet whom he uses in his comedy ventriloquist act where Little Hermes insults him. Everyone thinks Little Hermes is funny, but Hermes himself finds it disgusting and decides to do the ultimate and completley suicidal decision: getting a robot brain, which will clearly kill him due to the brian not being put anywhere else after being taken out. Hermes pays a visit to Yuri again, but this time round he refuses to fulfill Hermes' request, stating that he's out of his mind. But later, he visits the robot cemetary together with Professor Farnsworth and Bender, where they stumble upon a fresh grave. The grave is then exhumed and Professor Farnsworth retrieves the brain circuit in it. As they leave, it is revealed that the grave belongs to the already executed Roberto.
Act III
Back at Planet Express, Professor Farnsworth and the crew prepares for surgery, as Zoidberg perform a quick comedy session with Little Hermes. However LaBarbara shows up with Dwight and demands that the surgery is stopped. Hermes points out that a robot brain would make him a better husband and father, but LaBarbara replies that he can't be a husband and father without a wife and son and decides to commence divorce proceedings. Professor Farnsworth then gets emotional and refuses to perform the surgery because he knows that the procedure will kill Hermes, but Zoidberg says he will do it with Little Hermes. The rest wonders why Zoidberg wants to perform such a risky and suicidal surgery on Hermes, and Zoidberg answers them in a musical way. The surgery is succesful, and LaBarbara is upset. She asks Zoidberg why he even did the surgery . Zoidberg then puts Hermes' brain into Little Hermes, and Hermes is once again fully human, apologizing to LaBarbara for breaking his promise to her. As they share a kiss together, Roberto awakens again in Hermes' robot body. He then captures Hermes and peels off a small part of his skin with the extendable robot arm's vegetable peeler attachement, directly eating it. But Roberto ends up melting completely due to Hermes' goat curry saturated skin, and the workplace keys escape from his grasp, killing him instantly. LaBarbara then asks Hermes to apologize to Zoidberg for being a jerk to him and to thank him for saving Hermes and Labarbara's marraige, forcing Hermes to do so despite him hating Zoidberg so much. Zoidberg than uses Hermes as a puppet again, and leaves the place dancing to his "Monster Mash" spoof, much to the chagrin of everyone present.