|Profession||Mayor of Atlanta|
|First appearance||The Deep South|
|Voiced by||David Herman|
- "Nice out of town folks, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Umbriel. Umbriel, these are some Yankees."
The Colonel is a merman and Mayor of Atlanta. He has a daughter, Umbriel. He shows the Planet Express crew around the city and shows them a video on why/how Atlanta was brought down into the sea and how they mutated.