- Young Bender: "When I grow up I want to be a steam shovel!"
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: "I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive."
- Young Fry: "Professy's back!"
- Young Fry: "You smell like smoking... and drinking."
- Bender: "Like everything else in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending."