- Young Bender: "When I grow up, I want to be a steam shovel!"
- Young Fry: "Professy's back! (smells something) Ew, you smell like smoking... and drinking."
- Professor Farnsworth: "I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive."
- Bender: "Like everything else in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending."
- Leela: "He's too far out! We can't reach him!"
- Professor Farnsworth: "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
- Professor Farnsworth: "Aa my thong!"