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  • [Scene: Mildred's Living Room. She pours two drinks.]
  • Mildred: [crying] Every little thing reminds me of Enos. [She looks at a picture of a mushroom cloud and cries some more.]
  • Fry: Aw, I know how you feel. My grandfather died recently. [Mildred drinks.]
  • Mildred: It's all so sad. At times like this, I just need someone to hold me. [She puts her arms around Fry.] Mmm. [sexfully] You like holding me, don't you?
  • [Fry shakes and stands up.]
  • Fry: Hey, you know what always cheers you up? Baking me a nice tray of sugar cookies!
  • Mildred: How 'bout these cookies, sugar?
  • [She rips her dress open. Fry jumps with shock and throws his glass across the room.]
  • Fry: I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't even exist. But I do exist. Which proves ... you can't really be my grandm--
  • [Mildred kisses him and they fall onto the couch.]

Fry: Hey, what smells like blue?


Farnsworth: Well, now everything is back as it was. And if history doesn't care that our degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather, then who are we to judge?


Fry: But- but won't that change history?

Farnsworth: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa"

[Fry asks Farnsworth about his grandpa in the war]

Farnsworth: YOUR GRANDPA?! Stay away from him you dimwitted monkey!

[After when Fry destroys the period universe]

Bender: [noticing Fry's exsistance in the nuclear blast, been carried] and you are outta here.

Farnsworth: [moans] oh lordie loo we're gonna have to listen to the horrible sensation of the Big Bopper.

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