Changes: Robot Hell (song)

Revision as of 04:57, 29 November 2014

Robot Hell is performed by Fry, Leela, Beezelbot, Bender, and the Beastie Boys' heads in Robot Hell.

Lyrics

Beezelbot: We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?

[Music starts]

Bender: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?

[singing starts]

Beezelbot: Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em,

We'll find ways to simulate that smell,

What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella, here on level one of Robot Hell!

Beezelbot: Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's,

Let's let lady luck decide, what type of torture's justified.

I'm pit boss here on level two!

[He spins a wheel that Bender is strapped to. Luck decides to deep-fry Bender.]

Beezelbot: [speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!

[CUT TO... Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again]

Bender: [singing] Just tell me why!

Beezelbot: [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant.

Bender: There must be robots worse than I!

Beezelbot: We've checked around, there really aren't.

Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!

Beezelbot: You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

Bender: Aw, don't blame me,
Blame my upbringing!

[He steals Beezelbot's wallet.]

Beezelbot: Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

[He rips off Benders arm]

Beezelbot: Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!

[the song turns into a rap]

Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?

[record scratching]

Beastie Boys:That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

[CUT TO... Fry and Leela sliding down an enormous slide, the regular tune returns to the song]

Fry: I don't feel well...

Leela: It's up to us to rescue him!

Fry: Maybe he likes it here in Hell...

Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin!

Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel?

Leela: Come on, Fry, don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,

So just sit back, enjoy the ride.

Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!

Beezelbot: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,

publishing indecent magazines,

you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime,

you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,

trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

[The Robot Devil tosses his hat away and stops singing]

Beezelbot: Of course, that's just for starters.

Videos

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Appearances

"Hell is Other Robots"

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 |lyrics by = [[Eric Kaplan]] and [[Ken Keeler]]
 |performed by = [[Robot Devil]], [[Bender]], the [[Beastie Boys' heads]], [[Fry]], and [[Leela]]
-|appearance = [[Hell is Other Robots]]
+|appearance = "[[Hell is Other Robots]]"
 }}
-'''Robot Hell''' is performed by [[Fry]], [[Leela]], the [[Robot Devil]], [[Bender]], and the [[Beastie Boys' heads]] in [[Robot Hell]].
+'''Robot Hell''' is performed by [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Robot Devil|Beezelbot]], [[Bender]], and the [[Beastie Boys' heads]] in [[Robot Hell]].
 ==Lyrics==
-'''Robot Devil: '''We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment.
+'''Beezelbot: '''We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment.
 Gentlemen?
@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 [singing starts]
-'''Robot Devil''': Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em,
+'''Beezelbot: '''Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em,
 We'll find ways to simulate that smell,
@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella, here on level one of Robot Hell!
-'''Robot Devil''': Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's,
+'''Beezelbot: '''Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's,
 Let's let lady luck decide, what type of torture's justified.
@@ Line 35: / Line 35: @@
 [He spins a wheel that Bender is strapped to. Luck decides to deep-fry Bender.]
-'''Robot Devil '''[speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!
+'''Beezelbot: '''[speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!
 [CUT TO... Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again]
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 '''Bender''': [singing] Just tell me why!
-'''Robot Devil''': [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant.
+'''Beezelbot: ''' [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant.
 '''Bender''': There must be robots worse than I!
-'''Robot Devil''': We've checked around, there really aren't.
+'''Beezelbot: ''' We've checked around, there really aren't.
 '''Bender''': Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!
-'''Robot Devil''': You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
+'''Beezelbot: '''You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
-'''Bender''': Aw, don't blame me,
+'''Bender''': Aw, don't blame me,<br />
 Blame my upbringing!
-[He steals the Robot Devil's wallet.]
+[He steals Beezelbot's wallet.]
-'''Robot Devil''': Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
+'''Beezelbot: '''Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
 [He rips off Benders arm]
-'''Robot Devil''': Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!
+'''Beezelbot:''' Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!
 [the song turns into a rap]
@@ Line 82: / Line 82: @@
 '''Fry''': Maybe he's back at the motel?
-'''Leela''': Come on, Fry, don't be scared,
+'''Leela''': Come on, Fry, don't be scared,<br />
 I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 '''Fry''': My ass has blisters from the slide!
-'''Robot Devil''': Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
+'''Beezelbot: '''Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
 publishing indecent magazines,
@@ Line 101: / Line 101: @@
 [The Robot Devil tosses his hat away and stops singing]
-'''Robot Devil:''' Of course, that's just for starters.
+'''Beezelbot:''' Of course, that's just for starters.
 ==Videos==
@@ Line 108: / Line 108: @@
 ==Appearances==
-*''[[Hell is Other Robots]]''
+* "[[Hell is Other Robots]]"
 [[Category:Songs]]
 [[Category:Songs by Robot Devil]]