Changes: Robot Hell (song)

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Robot Hell is performed by Fry, Leela, the Robot Devil, Bender, and the Beastie Boys' heads in Robot Hell.

Lyrics

Robot Devil: We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?

[Music starts]

Bender: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?

[singing starts]

Robot Devil: Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em,

We'll find ways to simulate that smell,

What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella, here on level one of Robot Hell!

Robot Devil: Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's,

Let's let lady luck decide, what type of torture's justified.

I'm pit boss here on level two!

[He spins a wheel that Bender is strapped to. Luck decides to deep-fry Bender.]

Robot Devil [speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!

[CUT TO... Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again]

Bender: [singing] Just tell me why!

Robot Devil: [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant.

Bender: There must be robots worse than I!

Robot Devil: We've checked around, there really aren't.

Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!

Robot Devil: You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

Bender: Aw, don't blame me,
Blame my upbringing!

[He steals the Robot Devil's wallet.]

Robot Devil: Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

[He rips off Benders arm]

Robot Devil: Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!

[the song turns into a rap]

Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?

[record scratching]

Beastie Boys:That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

[CUT TO... Fry and Leela sliding down an enormous slide, the regular tune returns to the song]

Fry: I don't feel well...

Leela: It's up to us to rescue him!

Fry: Maybe he likes it here in Hell...

Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin!

Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel?

Leela: Come on, Fry, don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,

So just sit back, enjoy the ride.

Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!

Robot Devil: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,

publishing indecent magazines,

you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime,

you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,

trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

[The Robot Devil tosses his hat away and stops singing]

Robot Devil: Of course, that's just for starters.

Videos

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Appearances

"Hell is Other Robots"

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 |lyrics by = [[Eric Kaplan]] and [[Ken Keeler]]
 |performed by = [[Robot Devil]], [[Bender]], the [[Beastie Boys' heads]], [[Fry]], and [[Leela]]
-|appearance = [[Hell is Other Robots]]
+|appearance = "[[Hell is Other Robots]]"
 }}
@@ Line 11: / Line 11: @@
 ==Lyrics==
-'''Robot Devil: '''We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing, and ironic punishment.
+'''Robot Devil: '''We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment.
 Gentlemen?
@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 [singing starts]
-'''Robot Devil''': Cigars are evil,
+'''Robot Devil''': Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em,
-You won't miss 'em,
 We'll find ways to simulate that smell,
-What a sorry fella,
-Rolled up and smoked like a panetela,
+What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella, here on level one of Robot Hell!
-Here on level one of Robot Hell!
 '''Robot Devil''': Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's,
 Let's let lady luck decide, what type of torture's justified.
 I'm pit boss here on level two!
@@ Line 36: / Line 37: @@
 '''Robot Devil '''[speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!
-[CUT TO... Bender is be-ing dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again]
+[CUT TO... Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again]
-'''Bender''': [singing] Just tell me why.
+'''Bender''': [singing] Just tell me why!
 '''Robot Devil''': [singing] Please read this 55-page warrant.
-'''Bender''': There must be robots worse than I.
+'''Bender''': There must be robots worse than I!
 '''Robot Devil''': We've checked around, there really aren't.
-'''Bender''': Then please let me explain,
+'''Bender''': Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!
-My crimes were merely boy-ish pranks.
 '''Robot Devil''': You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
-'''Bender''': Aw, don't blame me,
+'''Bender''': Aw, don't blame me,<br>
 Blame my upbringing!
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 '''Robot Devil''': Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
-[he rips off Benders arm]
+[He rips off Benders arm]
-'''Robot Devil''': Selling bootleg tapes is wrong,
+'''Robot Devil''': Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!
-Musicians need that income to survive.
 [the song turns into a rap]
-'''Beastie Boys''': Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise,
+'''Beastie Boys''': Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?
-With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!
 [record scratching]
@@ Line 72: / Line 70: @@
 '''Beastie Boys''':That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!
-[CUT TO... Fry and Leela sliding down an enomous slide, the regular tune returns to the song]
+[CUT TO... Fry and Leela sliding down an enormous slide, the regular tune returns to the song]
-'''Fry''': I don't feel well.
+'''Fry''': I don't feel well...
-'''Leela''': It's up to us to rescue him.
+'''Leela''': It's up to us to rescue him!
-'''Fry''': Maybe he likes it here in Hell.
+'''Fry''': Maybe he likes it here in Hell...
-'''Leela''': It's us who tempted him to sin.
+'''Leela''': It's us who tempted him to sin!
-'''Fry''': Maybe he's back at the motel.
+'''Fry''': Maybe he's back at the motel?
-'''Leela''': Come on, Fry, don't be scared,
+'''Leela''': Come on, Fry, don't be scared,<br>
 I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,
 So just sit back, enjoy the ride.
-'''Fry''': My ass has blisters from the slide.
+'''Fry''': My ass has blisters from the slide!
+'''Robot Devil''': Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
+publishing indecent magazines,
+you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime,
+you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,
+trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
-'''Robot Devil''': Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights, publishing indecent magazines, you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime, you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme, trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
 [The Robot Devil tosses his hat away and stops singing]
-'''Robot Devil:''' Of couse that's just for starters.
+'''Robot Devil:''' Of course, that's just for starters.
 ==Videos==
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 ==Appearances==
-*''[[Hell is Other Robots]]''
+* "[[Hell is Other Robots]]"
 [[Category:Songs]]
+[[Category:Songs by Robot Devil]]
+[[Category:Songs by Bender]]
+[[Category:Songs by Fry]]
+[[Category:Songs by Leela]]