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| − | |homeworld = [[Earth]]<br />[[Chapek 9]] |
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| − | |skin = Generally Metalic |
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| − | |hair = None ([[Wig bot|usually]]) |
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| − | |members = [[Bender]]<br />[[:Category:Robots|Many more]] |
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| − | |appearance = [[Space Pilot 3000]] |
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| − | '''Robots''' are mechanical beings which possess artificial intelligence. They are used in a wide variety of roles and environments, and often do jobs considered too menial for Humans or other species. |
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| − | == History == |
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| − | [[File:EarlyRobot.jpg|thumb|left|An Early Model of Robot]] |
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| − | === The First Millennia === |
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| − | The first robots were crude beings created by [[Human|humanity]] to hеlp with a variety of tasks. The earliest of these robots were created at the end of the 19th century. Over the course of the next millennia robots would come to be a part of Earth culture, to the extent that by 3000 academic institutions offered the subject of Robo-American Studies. |
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| − | === The Birth of the Modern Robot === |
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| − | Throughout the centuries robots remained "slow moving, stiff, and a little on the uptight side." But on October 17th, [[2928]] [[Hubert J. Farnsworth]], working for [[MomCorp]], discovered that by sacrificing fuel efficiency he could create a "bigger, sportier robot." It didn't meet emission standards, but MomCorp was able to get around this by marketing it as a "Sport Utility Robot" classified as a light truck. |
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| − | === Environmental Consequences === |
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| − | The modern robot is fueled by alcohol and gives off greenhouse gasses through flaming burps, which eventually drove Earth to the brink of destruction via global warming. Though [[President Nixon]] and [[Ogden Wernstrom|Dr. Wernstrom]] plotted to destroy all robots to save the planet, the Earth was saved when [[Farnsworth]] had all the robots vent their gasses straight up at once, thereby moving Earth further from the sun, and cooling it. |
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| − | === The Future of Earth's Robots === |
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| − | In 3004 [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] released a new model of robot known as [[Robot 1-X]]. Unlike earlier models, Robot 1-X doesn’t malfunction and has a more friendly personality. Perhaps in response to the near destruction of Earth by robot-generated greenhouse gases earlier that year, Robot 1-X also ran on pollution and emitted fresh oxygen. The shift to the new model was neither immediate nor easy; many existing robots needed to have their programming upgraded to be compatible with the new model, and the majority of Earth’s robots remain the old, rude, polluting models. Ironically, should Robot 1-X clean up Earth's pollution, the Earth will actually be cooler than it was originally due to the increased distance from the sun. This may help to explain the relative rarity of Robot 1-X's. |
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| − | == Robotic Physiology == |
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| − | Although robots differ in their composition and function, there are several generalizations that can be made that applies to many robots: |
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| − | === Composition === |
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| − | Most robots appear to be made of metallic minerals/compounds (i.e. iron, titanium, steel, [[dolomite]]), but there are also examples of robots made of wood and wax. |
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| − | ===Senses=== |
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| − | It is stated that robots have 8 senses, including Smision, but do not possess the sense of taste. |
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| − | === Antenna === |
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| − | Robots all seem to have an antenna someplace on their body, but the reason for this is unclear. They seem to be able to pick up and disrupt radio signals unconsciously, and in some cases even project their thoughts to other radio devices (such as a cellular telephone). [[Mom]] revealed that she has all her robots fitted with one so that she can control them using a [[Universal Robot Controller|universal robot controller]]. Several times it is also stated that it is used as a male reproductive organ. |
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| − | === Alcohol Consumption === |
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| − | Robots run on alcohol (apparently ethanol), which recharges their fuel cells. When they don't drink, they suffer symptoms similar to those experienced by organics who have imbibed too much alcohol, such as loss of balance, light-headedness and a thick patch of rust around the mouth, similar to 5 o'clock shadow, but called 5 o'clock rust. |
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| − | == Robotic Culture == |
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| − | === Vice === |
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| − | Like any society, robots have many vices that certain segments of the population engage in. Examples of such vices include: robot porn, stripperbots, hookerbots, and the smoking of cigars and/or cigarettes (to look cool). |
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| − | ==== Jacking-On ==== |
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| − | Perhaps the most controversial vice in the robot world is the abuse of electricity. Jacking-on, as it's called, involves the channeling of large amounts of electricity through a robot’s processors, resulting in a psychedelic experience. The experience is highly addictive and may lead to decreased energy levels and/or residual electrical activity in the eyes. The name is a thinly veiled euphemism for masturbation, which can be referred to as "jacking off." |
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| − | === Religion === |
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| − | Robots also have organized religion, but it is unclear how widespread these beliefs are. |
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| − | ==== Robotology ==== |
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| − | One of the more radical robot religions is Robotology, which holds its members to a strict contract not to engage in any behavior considered taboo among the faith (see the Vice section above). Should the contract be broken, the member would be sent to Robot Hell for eternity. |
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| − | <br />See Also: [[Robotology]] |
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| − | === Robosexuality === |
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| − | By the standards of humanity, robots tend to be quite active sexually (probably due to the fact that it is recreation rather than for reproduction), but relationships between humans and robots are severely discouraged, and marriages between the beings were banned on [[Earth]] until the passage of [[Proposition ∞]] in [[3010]]. |
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| − | == Varieties == |
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| − | === Fembots === |
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| − | A '''Fembot''' is a female version of a robot. |
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| − | === Children Robots === |
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| − | While robots generally age quite rapidly by human standards (Bender aged in hours for example), some robots remain children for longer periods of time (such as [[Tinny Tim]]). It is unclear why robots would need children besides child actors, but they continue to be built just the same. |
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| − | === Robotic Variations By Function === |
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| − | Robots have expanded beyond their original programming to fulfill many functions, some of which would not seem to need to be fulfilled (such as homeless robots or criminal units). The following is a short list of different functions or occupation that robots fulfill as well as three or four examples. |
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| − | ==== Acting Units ==== |
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| − | *[[Boxy]] |
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| − | *[[Calculon]] |
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| − | *[[Monique]] |
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| − | ==== Bending Units ==== |
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| − | *[[Angleyne]] |
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| − | *[[Bender]] |
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| − | *[[Flexo]] |
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| − | ==== Children Units ==== |
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| − | *[[Junior]] |
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| − | *[[Tinny Tim]] |
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| − | *[[Bender's First Born Son]] |
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| − | ==== Civil Servants ==== |
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| − | *[[Computer Judge]] |
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| − | *[[URL]] |
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| − | ==== Combat Droids (including [[Ultimate Robot Fighting League|URFL]] fighters) ==== |
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| − | *[[Destructor]] |
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| − | *[[Killbots]] |
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| − | *[[The Masked Unit]] |
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| − | ==== Fratbots ==== |
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| − | *[[Gearshift]] |
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| − | *[[Fatbot]] |
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| − | *[[Oily]] |
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| − | ==== Medical Units ==== |
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| − | *[[Dr. Perceptron]] |
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| − | *[[iHawk]] |
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| − | *[[Nurse Ratchet]] |
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| − | ==== Religious/Holiday ==== |
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| − | *[[Kwanzabot]] |
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| − | *[[Preacherbot]] |
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| − | *[[Robot Devil]] |
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| − | *[[Santa Claus Robot]] |
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| − | ==== Robot Mafia/ Criminal Units ==== |
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| − | *[[Clamps]] |
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| − | *[[Donbot]] |
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| − | *[[Roberto]] |
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| − | *[[Joey Mousepad]] |
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| − | ==== Salesrobots/Robots in Service Industry ==== |
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| − | *[[Chainsmoker]] |
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| − | *[[Frankie]] |
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| − | *[[iZac]] |
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| − | *[[Malfunctioning Eddie]] |
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| − | ==== Socialite Units ==== |
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| − | *[[Billionaire Bot]] |
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| − | *[[Countess de la Roca]] |
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| − | *[[Hedonismbot]] |
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| − | == Appearances == |
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| − | *"[[Space Pilot 3000]]" |
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| − | *"[[Episode Two: The Series Has Landed]]" |
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| − | *"[[I, Roommate]]" |
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| − | *"[[Love's Labour Lost in Space]]" |
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| − | *"[[Fear Of A Bot Planet]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Fishful of Dollars]]" |
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| − | *"[[My Three Suns]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Big Piece Of Garbage]]" |
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| − | *"[[Hell Is Other Robots]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Flight To Remember]]" |
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| − | *"[[Mars University (episode)|Mars University]]" |
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| − | *"[[When Aliens Attack]]" |
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| − | *"[[Fry & The Slurm Factory]]" |
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| − | *"[[I Second That Emotion]]" |
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| − | *"[[Brannigan Begin Again]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Head In The Polls]]" |
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| − | *"[[Xmas Story]]" |
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| − | *"[[Put Your Head on My Shoulder]]" |
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| − | *"[[Why Must I Be a Crustacean In Love?]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Lesser Of Two Evils]]" |
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| − | *"[[Raging Bender]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Bicyclops Built For Two]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Clone Of My Own]]" |
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| − | *"[[How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Deep South]]" |
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| − | *"[[Bender Gets Made]]" |
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| − | *"[[Mother's Day]]" |
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| − | *"[[My Problem With Popplers]]" |
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| − | *"[[Anthology Of Interest I]]" |
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| − | *"[[War Is The H-Word]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Honking]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Cryonic Woman]]" |
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| − | *"[[Amazon Women In The Mood]]" |
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| − | *"[[Parasites Lost]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Tale of Two Santas]]" |
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| − | *"[[Luck of the Fryish]]" |
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| − | *"[[Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]" |
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| − | *"[[Bendless Love]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Day the Earth Stood Stupid]]" |
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| − | *"[[That's Lobstertainment!]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Cyber House Rules]]" |
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| − | *"[[Where the Buggalo Roam]]" |
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| − | *"[[Insane in the Mainframe]]" |
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| − | *"[[Route of All Evil]]" |
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| − | *"[[Bendin' in the Wind]]" |
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| − | *"[[Time Keeps on Slippin']]" |
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| − | *"[[I Dated a Robot]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Leela of Her Own]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Pharaoh To Remember]]" |
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| − | *"[[Anthology Of Interest II]]" |
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| − | *"[[Godfellas]]" |
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| − | *"[[Future Stock]]" |
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| − | *"[[The 30% Iron Chef]]" |
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| − | *"[[Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch]]" |
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| − | *"[[Leela's Homeworld]]" |
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| − | *"[[Love And Rocket]]" |
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| − | *"[[Less Than Hero]]" |
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| − | *"[[A Tase Of Freedom]]" |
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| − | *"[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Television]]" |
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| − | *"[[Jurassic Bark]]" |
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| − | *"[[Crimes Of The Hot]]" |
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| − | *"[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Why Of Fry]]" |
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| − | *"[[Where No Fan Has Gone Before]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Sting]]" |
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| − | *"[[Bend Her]]" |
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| − | *"[[Obsoletely Fabulous]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]" |
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| − | *"[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]" |
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| − | *"[[Spanish Fry]]" |
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| − | *"[[The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings]]" |
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| − | *''[[Bender's Big Score]]'' |
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| − | *''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]'' |
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| − | *''[[Bender's Game]]'' |
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| − | *''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' |
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