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Roberto

Gender	Male
Species	Robot
Planet	Earth
Profession	Criminal
Relatives	Mother: Unnamed
First appearance	Insane in the Mainframe
Voiced by	David Herman Jeff Glenn Bennett

"I need to stab someone! Where's my stabbing knife?!"

―Roberto

Roberto is a robot who enjoys stabbing people and objects, as well as robbing banks. He is regarded as being mentally unstable and has been seen in the Hal Institute for Criminally Insane Robots multiple times, threatening both patients and doctors with knives, and escaping at least once.

1 Background
2 Quotes
3 Appearances
4 Gallery

Background Edit

Roberto's history is largly unknown, however, in Bender's Game he reveals he was built by some engineers who wanted to make an insane robot. He says they failed, but from everyone else's view, it was a major success. During Insane in the Mainframe, he mentions that his mother used to weld him to the wall as a form of punishment, a possible explanation for his insane behaviour. He also for some odd reason was lining up in a sperm bank at one point.

Quotes Edit

"The first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little."

―Roberto, explaining why he attempted to rob the same bank twice

"Well, well, looks like old Roberto's the focus of attention now. STOP LOOKING AT ME! Ha ha ha ha ha HA!"

―Roberto

"What the... You're not made of Tuesday!"

―Roberto

"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Guess it: I kill you first!"
"Er, fifty-six... ish."
"Fifty-six? Fifty-six?! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good fifty-sixin'!"

―Roberto questioning Bender

"Just because I have a hotel in my foot doesn't make me a boogily-moogily-moogily!"

―King Roberto during Bender's Game

"And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs!"

―Roberto, threatening Fry so he doesn't testify against him

"Hey, Bender. You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. Hi-yah!"

―Roberto while swinging a sock at a cowering Bender