- "Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring."
- "In fact, that's why we loved you."
- "But this electricity abuse crossed the line. You almost killed us."
- "And you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, and then he sold me my mom's VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs. You make me ashamed to be your friend."
Richie was a former friend of Fry in the late 20th century.
- "Hell Is Other Robots" (mentioned only)