|First appearance||in 1894 spotted smokeing lard from a used condom|
|Voiced by||lard rat|
lard rat is a obese man who who stole a shity paper rat mask from a filthy Chinese hooker on Christmas he lives in the sewer and forces rats and drop bears to breed so he can stuff ther offspring in a pipe and smoke them he often steals orphans and pikels their arms in jars to smoke later he robs mc donads to sleal the gresse from the fry till. he is fat very fat...
100 times this year smokeing lard