|Pop a Poppler|
|Music by||Christopher Tyng (to the tune of The Sailor's Hornpipe)|
|Lyrics by||Patric M. Verrone|
|Performed by||Fry, Bender|
|Appearance||"The Problem with Popplers"|
Fry & Bender:Pop a Poppler in your mouth,
When you come to Fishy Joe's,
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows.
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em,
And if you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.