Quotes

• “whichever gender reaches the cave will survive. And may the inferior gender burst into something...flames I guess” (disappears into a weird, blue puff of smoke).

--The rock alien

• "Now I got a whatchacallit instead of a kajigger, you stupid whatchacallit!"

--Hatie MacDougal, referring to the fact that she received the wrong kind of genitals when the rock alien returned them.