|Relatives|| Hermes Grandmother: Possible Mother or Mother-in-law (deceased) Wife: Mrs. Conrad(deceased)|
Son: Hermes Conrad
Daughter-in-law: LaBarbara Conrad
Grandson: Dwight Conrad
|First appearance||The Beast with a Billion Backs|
He is mentioned when Hermes stated his parents told him giant tentacle monsters wouldn't come after him once he gave up diapers. It is unknown if he is dead like his wife or if he is on the Near Death Star with other elderly people.
- The Beast with a Billion Backs (mentioned)