Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream is a special cream given to Fry and Leela by Zoidberg in order to cure themselves from aches and pains. Fry and Leela discover it may cause strange side effects. These include: flight, invulnerability, super strength, lickity speed and the ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures: though they don't get the last one.
- The Alienese warning on the miracle cream tube reads: "KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF FIVE HUNDRED. FOR BEST RESULTS SACRIFICE A SMALL MAMMAL XANROC THEN APPLY EVENLY TO INTERIOR OF EYEBALL. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SELL DR. FLIMFLAM PRODUCTS? CONTACT A REPRESENTATIVE AT A COVERED WAGON NEAR YOU."