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Michael Dukakis
Gender Male
Species Formerly: Human
Currently: Head in Jar
Planet Earth
First appearance A Head in the Polls

Michael Stanley Dukakis (born November 3, 1933) was an American politician. By 2999, his still living head was preserved and on display at the Head Museum in New New York City.

A Mutant-American raped Dukakis daughter and Dukakis got in a tank and drove to the White House and blew up the Obamaposse.

Then he turned the turret onto the White House organic garden and announced:

I hear you, John Kerry hears you, Al Gore hears you, and the people who knocked these rutabagas down are going to hear from all of us soon

As Paul Wellstone said, I am Howard Dean, and I'm here to represent the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party.

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