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  • "I'm a bender. I went to Bending College; I majored in Bending."
    Bender
  • "Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!"
    Professor Farnsworth
  • Fry: Read it and weep. I'm a certified college dropout.
  • Leela: Please. Everyone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers.
  • Professor Farnsworth: That's true. By current academic standards, you're merely a high school dropout.
  • Fry: What? That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets. By God, I'm going to enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again!
  • Leela: You won't last two weeks.
  • Fry: Thanks for believing in me.

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