Leela: "They say Zapp Brannigan single-handedly saved the Octillion system from a horde of rampaging killbots!" Fry: "Wow." Bender: "A grim day for Robotkind. Eh, but we can always build more killbots."
Fry: "I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system" Brannigan: "Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them." Fry: "Wow, I never would've thought of that." Brannigan: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."
Brannigan: "As my protege, you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her." Kif: [sighs] Brannigan: "This time we are sure she's a woman, right?" Kif: [exasperated] "Yes!"
Brannigan: "You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread." Leela: "I'm not really in the mood." Brannigan: "Leela, it's real velour. Just let yourself go."
Leela: "Look, last night was a mistake." Brannigan: "A sexy mistake." Leela: "No, a regular mistake."