- "So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?"
- ―Fry
- "You wish! You're in Los Angeles!"
- ―Farnsworth
- "But there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns."
- ―Fry
- "Exactly, you're in L.A."
- ―Leela
- "But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other."
- ―Fry
- "That's L.A. for you."
- ―Bender
- "But the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever."
- ―Fry
- "He just won't stop with the social commentary."
- ―Bender
- "And the people are all phonies. No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it.."
- ―Fry