|Music by||Originally by The Kinks|
|Lyrics by||Originally by Ray Davies, parody lyrics by Lewis Morton|
|Performed by||Zapp Brannigan|
|Appearance||"Amazon Women in the Mood"|
Zapp [speaking]: I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola,
C-O-L-A .. .Cola.
Man 1 [speaking]: Aw, give us a break!
Man 2 [speaking]: Get off!
Chef [speaking]: He sickens me!
Zapp [speaking]: She walked up to me and she asked me to dance,
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said
[singing] Leela! L-E-E-L-A, Leela!
[People get out of their seats and run around screaming]