- "I'm fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children won't miss it. I'm confused about its meaning, but I know it when they diss it [rapping]."
|Profession||Handing out Kwanzaa literature|
|First appearance||A Tale of Two Santas|
Kwanzaabot is the Kwanzaa counterpart to the Santa Claus Robot and the Hanukkah Zombie. He travels the world during Kwanzaa, handing out traditional Kwanzaa literature: a book titled "What the Hell is Kwanza?". He admits that he is annoyed by the fact that he's been handing out these books for six hundred and forty-seven years and still no one knows what Kwanzaa is.