|First appearance||The Cyber House Rules|
|Voiced by||David Herman|
- "My eyes may not work, but at least I've got two of them!"
Kirk is a former orphan that grew up with Leela in Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium. Even though he was blind, he still made fun of Leela's one eye. Some time before the events of The Cyber House Rules, he became deaf.