|J. J. Abrams|
|First appearance||Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences|
- "[Sighs] Now what?"
- "I send you out to conquer a planet, and all you bring is J. J. Abrams' face?"
- "I thought you'd like it. You haven't even tried it on."
- "I might dress up in a face if you ever took me some place nice!"
Jeffrey Jacob "J. J." Abrams (born June 27, 1966) was an American actor and director.