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I May as Well Jump
Streetsong
Music by Christopher Tyng
Lyrics by Ken Keeler
Performed by Farnsworth, Nudar, Leela, Hermes, Bender, Robot Santa, Fry, Zoidberg, Amy, Tinny Tim, and Nibbler
Appearance Bender's Big Score

I May as Well Jump was sung by Farnsworth, Nudar, Leela, Hermes, Bender, Robot Santa, Fry, Zoidberg, Amy, Tinny Tim, and Nibbler while lamenting their losses to the Nude Alien Scammers.


LyricsEdit

Farnsworth: I may as well jump.
 Those sleazy naked scammers
made me look like a chump.

Nudar[speaking]: Nah!
Farnsworth: They robbed me of my dignity
and most of my stuff.
Leela: Lars brought me candy.
Others: Cram it down and shut the hell up.
Hermes: I can't compete with that.
He's Barbados Slim,
and I'm Jamaican fat.
Who would choose a backwards corpse,
with lice in his hair?
Leela: Lars says I'm dreamy.
Others: Who the hell cares?
Bender: Oh, won't somebody shoot her please
and put her out of our misery?
Robot Santa[speaking]: That's my cue.
Tinny Tim: Oh, my word.
Fry: Lars makes me puke.
I bet she'd love me too,
if I was a bald-headed kook.
Leela: Hey, guess what, guys.
Zoidberg: What?
Leela: While we were huddled in fear,
Lars popped the question.
Farnsworth : Congratulations!
Zoidberg: Mazel tov!
Amy: May stars in heaven bless your love!
Bender: I think I'm gonna cry,
'cause it's an extra-happy Xmas this year.

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