|First appearance||War Is the H-Word|
|Voiced by||Maurice LaMarche|
- "[iHawk flicks his switch from "irreverent" to "maudlin"] This isn't a war, it's a murder. [He flicks it back] This isn't a war, it's a moider!"
- iHawk is based on Alan Alda's character Hawkeye Pierce from the television show M*A*S*H, and he shares Hawkeye's drinking habits, voice, and comedy.
- His irreverant/maudlin switch is an obvious joke about M*A*S*H's tendency to switch back and forth from comedy to seriousness.
He made jokes to Zoidberg.