Zoidberg: "Leela! Fry! Robot! No matter what it is you're doing tonight, I'm available!
Bureaucrat 1.0: "Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!"
The Professor: You can't just waltz into the central bureaucracy- It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations! I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad just trying to find the washroom there!
Leela: Then we'll need a guide- someone who's been there before.
The Professor: Oh, I've been there! Lots of times! (Laughs hysterically)