Hermes Conrad

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Hermes Conrad
Gender	Male
Species	Human
Age	50
Planet	Earth
Occupation	Bureaucrat and Accountant Former Limbo champion
Relatives	Wife: LaBarbara Son: Dwight
First Appearance	The Series Has Landed
Voiced By	Phil LaMarr

"My Manwich!"

―Hermes^[src]

Hermes Conrad is a Jamaican bureaucrat grade 34 and the accountant at Planet Express. He is afraid to make mistakes as this may demote him to a lower grade.

Contents 1 Career 1.1 Limbo Career 1.2 Bureaucracy 2 Family 3 Additional Information 4 Appearances 4.1 Episodes 4.2 Films 4.3 Comics

[edit] Career

[edit] Limbo Career

Hermes was once a professional Limboer and took part in the Olympics in this event. His main rival was Barbados Slim, another Carribean Limboer. Hermes stopped limboing when a young boy tried to be "just like Hermes" and broke his back and presumably died trying to limbo under a tiny gap.

In 3004, Hermes took part in the Olympics using the Flabo Dynamic Suit which shifted all of his body fat towards his knees. The suit ripped and Hermes lost out to Barbados Slim.

He entered the Olympics the next time and won.

[edit] Bureaucracy

Hermes is now a bureaucrat grade 34. He is the accountant for Planet Express and a long time friend of the Professor. He is proud to be a bureaucrat and has even organized Spa 5, a forced labor camp, to be worked on by one Australian Man. He sorted out the Master In-Pile in less than 4 minutes, but he was demoted to grade 38 for being two seconds early. He was then promoted to grade 37 for pointing out that Morgan Proctor had only stamped a form 4 times, not 5. Acording to Hermes in Bender's Big Score he is now a bureaucrat grade 34.

[edit] Family

Hermes has a wife, LaBarbara Conrad and a son, Dwight Conrad. His wife left him a couple of times, once for Barbados Slim when Hermes lost his body. He stopped his son from smoking one of his cigars, which was probably weed, and has also set up an organization, Fathers Against Rude Television to protect his son from Bender's bad habits on All My Circuits.

[edit] Additional Information

• A holographic Hermes was once attacked by a real pigeon, resulting in the real Hermes to be bandaged in the next scene (Fear of a Bot Planet)

[edit] Appearances

Episodes "The Series Has Landed" "I, Roommate" "Love's Labours Lost In Space" "Fear of a Bot Planet" "A Fishful of Dollars" "My Three Suns" "A Big Piece of Garbage" "Hell Is Other Robots" "When Aliens Attack" "Fry and the Slurm Factory" "I Second that Emotion" "Brannigan, Begin Again" "A Head in the Polls" "Xmas Story" "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" "The Lesser of Two Evils" "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" "Raging Bender" "A Bicyclops Built for Two" "A Clone of My Own" "How Hermes Requisitoned His Groove Back" "The Deep South" "Bender Gets Made" "Mother's Day" "The Problem with Popplers" "Anthology of Interest I" "War is the H-Word" "The Honking" "The Cryonic Woman" "Amazon Women in the Mood" "Parasites Lost" "A Tale of Two Santas" "The Luck of the Fryish" "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" "Bendless Love" "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" "That's Lobstertainment" "The Cyber House Rules" "Where the Buggalo Roam" "Insane in the Mainframe" "The Route of All Evil" "Bendin' in the Wind" "Time Keeps on Slippin'" "I Dated a Robot" "A Leela of Her Own" "A Pharaoh to Remember" "Anthology of Interest II" "Godfellas" "Future Stock" "The 30% Iron Chef" "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" "Leela's Homeworld" "Love and Rocket" "Less than Hero" "A Taste of Freedom" "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" "Jurassic Bark" "Crimes of the Hot" "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" "The Sting" "Bend Her" "Obsoletely Fabulous" "The Farnsworth Parabox" "Three Hundred Big Boys" "Spanish Fry" "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" Films "Bender's Big Score" "The Beast with a Billion Backs" "Bender's Game" "Into the Wild Green Yonder" Comics Six Characters in Search of a Story You Don't Wanna Know Jak!

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Amy Wong - Bender Bending Rodríguez - Hermes Conrad - Hubert J. Farnsworth - John A. Zoidberg - Philip J. Fry - Turanga Leela