Hermes Conrad

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"My Manwich!"

―Hermes^[src]

Hermes Conrad

Gender	Male
Species	Human
Age	50
Planet	Earth
Occupation	Bureaucrat and Accountant Former Limbo champion
Relatives	Wife: LaBarbara Son: Dwight
First Appearance	The Series Has Landed
Voiced By	Phil LaMarr

Hermes Conrad is a Jamaican bureaucrat grade 37 and the accountant at Planet Express. He is afraid to make mistakes as this may demote him to a lower grade.

[edit] Career

[edit] Limbo Career

Hermes was once a professional Limboer and took part in the Olympics in this event. His main rival was Barbados Slim, another Jamaican Limboer. Hermes stopped limboing when a young boy tried to be "just like Hermes" and broke his back and presumably died trying to limbo under a tiny gap.

In 3004, Hermes took part in the Olympics using the Flabo Dynamic Suit which shifted all of his body fat towards his knees. The suit ripped and Hermes lost out to Barbados Slim.

He then entered the olympics the next time and won!!

[edit] Bureaucracy

Hermes is now a bureaucrat grade 37. He is the accountant for Planet Express and a long time friend of the Professor. He is proud to be a bureaucrat and has even organized Spa 5, a forced labor camp, to be worked on by one Australian Man. He sorted out the Master In-Pile in less than 4 minutes, but he was demoted to grade 38 for being two seconds early. He was then promoted to grade 37 for pointing out that Morgan Proctor had only stamped a form 4 times, not 5.

[edit] Family

Hermes has a wife, LaBarbara Conrad and a son, Dwight Conrad. His wife left him a couple of times, once for Barbados Slim when Hermes lost his body. He stopped his son from smoking one of his cigars, which was probably weed, and has also set up an organization, Fathers Against Rude Television to protect his son from Bender's bad habits on All My Circuits.

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