Spiro Agnew
Gender
Species	Headless Human
Age	1,092
Planet	Earth
Profession	Vice President
Status	Alive - Cloned
First appearance	Crimes Of The Hot
Voiced by	Maurice LaMarche

"Rrrrrrr!"

―Agnew^[src]

Spiro Theodore Agnew (Greek: Σπύρος Θεόδωρος Άγκνιου, Spiros Theódoros Agkniou) (November 9, 1918 – September 17, 1996) is Vice-President during Richard Nixon's reign as President of Earth. He is a headless body, making him the opposite of the heads in jars. He was accidentally killed by the Eco-Feministas with a runaway golf cart. Though he is headless, he can somehow make grunting noises. He is also terrible at mini golf and when he was about to be run over, Nixon correctly said to Leo Wong that it should look funny. In Farewell to Arms Nixon refers to him as "Headless Clone of Agnew" which explains his return after his untimely demise.

Background Notes Edit

• According to the commentary for Crimes of the Hot, the Headless Body of Spiro Agnew was Eric Kaplan's idea.

Appearances Edit

Episodes Edit

• Crimes Of the Hot
• Bender's Big Score
• The Beast with a Billion Backs
• Into the Wild Green Yonder(Dies in this episode)
• Farewell to Arms
• Decision 3012

Comics Edit

• A Fit Worse Than Death
• As The Wormhole Turns
• Son of the Sun