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He Wants a Brain is a song sung by Zoidberg (and, in parts, by his ventriloquist dummy "Little Hermes") in The Six Million Dollar Mon. It is a parody of, and to essentially the same tune as, "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett.

Lyrics Edit

Zoidberg:

<speaking>

I'll tell you! two, three,

<singing>

I was lonesome for my friend, a minute ago,

when a happy thought dispelled my woe.

And I felt perhaps he'd be a bit less dull,

Little Hermes:

If I sliced up his cyborg skull.

Little Hermes and Zoidberg:

He wants a brain.

Zoidberg:

He wants a robot brain.

Little Hermes and Zoidberg:

Another brain.

Zoidberg:

Let's see if he feels pain.

Little Hermes and Zoidberg:

A brand new brain.

Zoidberg:

It might drive him insane.

Little Hermes and Zoidberg:

He wants a brain.

Zoidberg:

He wants a robot brain!

Little Hermes and Zoidberg:

Wa-ooooh

Wa-wa-ooooh

Amy (spoken):

Does anybody else find it freaky that Zoidberg is singing harmony with himself?

Little Hermes and Zoidberg:

Wa-wa-ooooh

Fry (spoken):

Oh, loosen up, Amy.

Little Hermes and Zoidberg:

Wa-wa-ooooh

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