"Good news, everyone!" is Professor Farnsworth's catchphrase. His good news usually means a suicidal mission for the Planet Express crew. Very infrequently is the news actually good and once he even seems to realize that.

Occasionally, the Professor will make variances of the remark-- such as muttering 'Bad news, nobody" after almost being burnt to death.

Contents 1 Appearances 1.1 Fear of a Bot Planet 1.2 My Three Suns 1.3 A Big Piece of Garbage 1.4 Hell is Other Robots 1.5 A Flight to Remember 1.6 Mars University 1.7 Brannigan, Begin Again 1.8 Raging Bender 1.9 A Bicyclops Built for Two 1.10 A Clone of My Own 1.11 The Deep South 1.12 Mother's Day 1.13 The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz 1.14 The Day the Earth Stood Stupid 1.15 Insane in the Mainframe 1.16 The Route of All Evil 1.17 Time Keeps on Slippin' 1.18 Anthology of Interest II 1.19 Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch 1.20 Leela's Homeworld 1.21 Less Than Hero 1.22 The Sting 1.23 Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Television 1.24 Jurassic Bark 1.25 Crimes of the Hot 1.26 Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles 1.27 The Farnsworth Parabox 1.28 Bender's Big Score 1.29 The Beast with a Billion Backs 1.30 Rebirth 1.31 In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela 1.32 Attack of the Killer App 1.33 The Prisoner of Benda 1.34 Overclockwise

Appearances Edit

Fear of a Bot Planet Edit

"Great news, everyone! You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9, a world where humans are killed on sight."

―Farnsworth

My Three Suns Edit

"Good news, everyone-"

―Farnsworth

"Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that."

―Bender

"You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol..."

―Farnsworth

"Here it comes."

―Bender

"A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone."

―Farnsworth

"Thank you, and goodnight. "

―Bender

A Big Piece of Garbage Edit

"Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet."

―Farnsworth

Hell is Other Robots Edit

"Good news, everyone! Today you'll be delivering a crate of subpoenas to Sicily 8, the Mob Planet!"

―Farnsworth

A Flight to RememberEdit

"Oh, great news, everyone"

―Farnsworth

"Shove it! We quit!"

―Bender

"In that case I'll have to hire a new crew to go on our company vacation."

―Farnsworth

Mars University Edit

"Good news, everyone. We've got a very special delivery today."

―Farnsworth

"Who's it going to?"

―Fry

"Me."

―Farnsworth

"[Dusting off his hands.] Another job well done."

―Bender

Brannigan, Begin Again Edit

"Good news, everyone. We have a mission to further the noble cause of intergalactic peace."

―Farnsworth

• The crew is hired to take over-sized ceremonial scissors to DOOP.

Raging Bender Edit

"Good news, everyone. I've taught the toaster to feel love. And Hermes returns from his vacation today."

―Farnsworth

A Bicyclops Built for Two Edit

"Good news everyone! Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through! Wheee! We're online!"

―Farnsworth

A Clone of My Own Edit

"Good news everyone, the university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges! Wait, that's not good news at all!"

―Farnsworth

The Deep South Edit

"This is chance for Fry to test out my experimental Anti-Pressure Pill."

―Farnsworth[He pulls out a huge black pill.]

"I can't swallow that."

―Fry

"Well then good news! It's a suppository."

―Farnsworth

Mother's Day Edit

"Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news."

―Farnsworth

The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz Edit

"Good news everyone! I'm sending you on an extremely controversial mission!"

―Farnsworth

The Day the Earth Stood Stupid Edit

"Good news everyone. We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12 but it's been completely destroyed."

―Farnsworth

"Why is that good news?"

―Leela

"They paid in advance."

―Farnsworth

Insane in the Mainframe Edit

"Good news, everyone! Today marks our dear friend Dr. Zoidberg's 10th year with Planet Express. Huzzahs are in order."

―Farnsworth

The Route of All Evil Edit

"(Farnsworth's voice) Good news everyone! I'm a horse's butt!"

―Cubert, using the Device That Makes Anyone Sound Like Farnsworth

"I am? That's not good news at all you little..."

―Farnsworth

Time Keeps on Slippin' Edit

"Good news, everyone. You're off to the Tempus Nebula to gather Chronitons."

―Farnsworth

Anthology of Interest II Edit

"Good news everyone. I've invented a way to make Bender human using a process I call "reverse fossilization"."

―Farnsworth

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch Edit

"Good news everyone. You'll be delivering pain medicine to the hive mind of Nigel 7."

―Farnsworth

Leela's Homeworld Edit

"Good news, everyone! You all know the orphanarium where Leela grew up?"

―Farnsworth

"Sure. We talk about it all the time."

―Fry

"Really?"

―Leela

"No. Burn!"

―Fry

[Fry and Bender high-five.]

"Well done, fellows! Anyway, said orphanarium has named Leela orphan of the year."

―Farnsworth

Less Than Hero Edit

"Good news, anyone. The Swedish robot from Pi-kea is here with the super collider I ordered."

[time lapse]

"Bad news, nobody. The super collider super-exploded."

-Farnsworth

The Sting Edit

"Bad news, everyone! You're not good enough to go on your next mission."

―Farnsworth

Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Television Edit

"Good news everyone. Hermes and I have started a Bender protest group."

―Farnsworth

Jurassic Bark Edit

"Good news, everyone!"

―Fry

• This is one of the few times the phrase has not been said by Farnsworth.

"Good news everyone! The Clone-O-Mat is ready!"

―Farnsworth

Crimes of the Hot Edit

"You heard the good news everyone! Save the Earth, et cetera et cetera! Bye!"

―Farnsworth

Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Edit

" Yes, I'd like to meet this "Moose". But in the meantime I have good news. I may have solved our age problem."

―Farnsworth

The Farnsworth Parabox Edit

"Good news everyone, I'm still technically alive! Yes! But I need to you to dispose of this crazy ass experiment that almost killed me. You'll have to throw it into the sun itself, for only the thermonuclear inferno of the sun has enough energy to ensure its total destruction!"

―Farnsworth

"Good news everyones"

Bender's Big Score Edit

"Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence."

―Farnsworth

The Beast with a Billion Backs Edit

"Now, I've often said "good news" when sending you on a mission of extreme danger. So when I say this anomaly is dangerous, you can imagine how dangerous I really think it is."

-Farnsworth

"Not dangerous at all?"

-Hermes

"Actually, quite dangerous indeed."

-Farnsworth

"That is quite dangerous."

-Hermes

"Indeed."

-Farnsworth

RebirthEdit

"Good news, everyone! I'm going to make one final attempt to awaken Leela! "

―Farnsworth

In-A-Gadda-Da-LeelaEdit

"Top secret news, everyone! "

―Farnsworth

Attack of the Killer AppEdit

1. "Good news, nobodies!"

   ―Farnsworth

2. "Impending news, everyone! We're about to learn the winner of the bet."
   ―Farnsworth

The Prisoner of BendaEdit

"Bad news, me. I failed to take into account the cerebral immune response."

―Farnsworth in Amy`s body.

OverclockwiseEdit

"Good news everyone! That's what the Professor would say if he weren't in jail facing a life sentence."

―Hermes

• This is one of the few times the phrase has not been said by Farnsworth.