- Fry: This is nothing. Back in high school I used to drink 100 cans of cola per week. Right up to my third heart attack.
- Professor: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
- Glurmo: Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
- Professor: Tell them I hate them.
- Glurmo (to the Grunka-Lunkas): Hey! I don't pay you to sing! You guys just used up today's bathroom break.
- Grunka Lunka: Hardass.
- Glurmo: I heard that!
- Fry: What if the secret ingredient is... people!?
- Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
- Fry: Oh, how is it?
- Leela: It varies from person to person.
- Glurmo: There will be no further questions!
- Fry: Why?
- Fry: That's the secret ingredient of Slurm?
- Leela: That's the only ingredient of Slurm!
- Slurms McKenzie: I'm so tired of partyin'. So very tired. I'll save you the only way I know how... BY PARTYIN!
- Fry and Bender have just taken the F-Ray.
- Fry: Hey, try it on me!
- Bender points it at Fry's crotch.
- Fry: OWWW!!! My sperm!
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