|Four Days of Xmas|
|Music by||Traditional music|
|Lyrics by||David X. Cohen|
|Performed by||Bender, Tinny Tim, other robots|
Bender: On the fourth day of Xmas I stole from that lady...
Robot: Four family photos
Tinny Tim: Three jars of pennies
Other Robot: Two former husbands
Bender: And a slipper on a shoe tree!