- "So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing-longer. [Sigh]. A man can dream though. A man can dream..."
- ―Farnsworth[source]
A Fing-Longer was an invention Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth regretted not inventing. It was similar to a glove, but it had an extended index finger, thus allowing him to use it during mission briefings. He first saw it in a What If? scenario but later went on to invent it as he thought it was a good idea.