|Profession||Teacher at Martin Luther Thing, Jr. High School|
|First appearance||"I Second That Emotion"|
|Voiced by||David Herman|
|“||Behold, our once beautiful mutagenic sewage lake.||”|
–Dwayne in "Leela's Homeworld"
Dwayne is a mutant. Often found alongside Raoul and Vyolet, he lives in the mutant village in the sewers underneath the Planet Express building. Dwayne suffers from an extremely enlarged cranium and also has two noses. Though his exact importance in the school is not clear, it is known that Dwayne teaches at Martin Luther Thing, Jr. High School. He is also a competent guitar player, however he is currently without an E string.
Dwayne tends to be the dreamer in the group, often speaking in a very mysterious tone, and asking mostly irrelevant philosophical questions. He is also somewhat of a singer/songwriter; most notably when he related the story of El Chupanibre to the crew.
- "I Second that Emotion"
- "Leela's Homeworld"
- "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
- "The Mutants Are Revolting"
- "31st Century Fox"
- "The Cure for the Common Clod"
- "A Fit Worse Than Death"
- "Planet Michelle"
- "You Don't Wanna Know Jak!"