Bite my shiny, metal ass! is a regular saying by Bender. He uses it whenever he is annoyed with someone to offend them. The words are part of Bender's top ten most used words, with the exception of "metal", which was substituted with "daffodil". He uses it in different variations deppending on the situation.^[1]

Contents 1 Variations and Appearances 1.1 Space Pilot 3000 1.2 Fear of a Bot Planet 1.3 When Aliens Attack 1.4 Fry and the Slurm Factory 1.5 Xmas Story 1.6 Anthology of Interest I 1.7 War is the H-Word 1.8 Amazon Women in the Mood 1.9 Bendless Love 1.10 Roswell That Ends Well 1.11 Where the Buggalo Roam 1.12 Insane in the Mainframe 1.13 I Dated a Robot 1.14 Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television 1.15 Obsoletely Fabulous 1.16 The Farnsworth Parabox 1.17 The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings 1.18 The Beast with a Billion Backs 1.19 Bender's Game 1.20 Into the Wild Green Yonder 1.21 Attack of the Killer App 1.22 Ghost in the Machines 1.23 The Silence of the Clamps 1.24 Reincarnation 2 Appearances 2.1 Episodes 2.2 Films 3 References

Variations and Appearances Edit

Space Pilot 3000 Edit

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

―Bender

Fear of a Bot Planet Edit

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

―Bender action figure

When Aliens Attack Edit

"Bite my red-hot glowing ass! Wait a minute, red hot glowing ass? I'll be right back. OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

―Bender

Fry and the Slurm Factory Edit

"Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!"

―Bender

Xmas Story Edit

"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

―Bender

Anthology of Interest I Edit

"Bite my colossal metal ass!"

―Bender

War is the H-Word Edit

"Bite my shiny metal -- [unfinished]"

―Bender

Amazon Women in the Mood Edit

"Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it!"

―Bender

Bendless Love Edit

"It's time to kick some shiny, metal ass."

―Bender

Roswell That Ends Well Edit

"1947 can kiss my shiny metal-(he falls off the Planet Express ship)-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

-Bender

Where the Buggalo Roam Edit

-Bender

Insane in the Mainframe Edit

"Hey Red, you’re just in time to join the hostage situation. What side you wanna be on?"

―Roberto

"The side that kicks your twisted metal ass."

―Fry

I Dated a Robot Edit

"All right, Liu. Time to kick your frosty, well-toned ass! Yah!"

―Leela

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Edit

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

―Bender (twice)

"'Bite my shiny metal ass' could be a catchphrase!"

―Network President

"Hey, Dad! Bite my shiny metal ass!"

―Cubert

Obsoletely Fabulous Edit

"The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!"

―Bender

The Farnsworth Parabox Edit

"Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!"

―Alternate Bender (from universe 1)

The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Edit

"Oh, yeah? Well bite my shiny metal – [he realizes he traded away his crotchplate] Oh nooo!"

―Bender

The Beast with a Billion Backs Edit

"Bender to crew. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion. Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal..." [he thrusts his ass into the anomaly and he and the ship are blasted away from it]"

―Bender

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"

―Bender

Bender's Game Edit

"Yeah? Well, bite my shiny metal face!"

―Titanius Anglesmith

Into the Wild Green Yonder Edit

"Bite my shiny metal hat!"

―Fry

Attack of the Killer App Edit

"Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?"

―Bender

Ghost in the MachinesEdit

"As you can see, since Bender's death, requests to bite one's shiny metal ass are down by 98%."

―Hermes

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

―Scruffy

The Silence of the ClampsEdit

"Bite my shiny metal clamps!"

―Clamps

The Simpsons Game

"Ow! My shiny metal ass!"

―Bender

Reincarnation Edit

"Byte my 8-bit metal ass!"

―Bender

   Benderama

"Bite my tiny metal ass!" -tiny bender clone

Appearances Edit

Episodes Edit

• "Space Pilot 3000"
• "Fear of a Bot Planet"
• "When Aliens Attack"
• "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
• "I Second that Emotion"
• "Xmas Story"
• "Anthology of Interest I"
• "War is the H-Word"
• "Amazon Women in the Mood"
• "Bendless Love"
• "Where the Buggalo Roam"
• "Insane in the Mainframe"
• "I Dated a Robot"
• "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Television"
• "Obsoletely Fabulous"
• "The Farnsworth Parabox"
• "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
• "Attack of the Killer App "

Films Edit

• The Beast with a Billion Backs
• Bender's Game
• Into the Wild Green Yonder

ReferencesEdit

1. ↑ War is the H-Word