Bender: Bender must be stopped! I've gone too far! Who does that guy think I am?
Bender: It's the parents' fault! Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Dwight: This party pukes.
Cubert: Yeah! The guests were supposed to be here three hours ago.
Farnsworth: Well, that doesn't mean that no one is coming and that you two are total losers. Who gave you that idea?
Casting Director [to Bender]: Have you ever been on TV before?
Bender: Once, when I took those hostages.
Calculon: I saw that! You were good.
Leela: As unclean as it makes me feel, I agree with Bender. Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.
Fry: Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
Farnsworth: I'll tell you what. Our boys have taken up stealing! One of the worst and coolest of crimes.
Hermes: And all from watching you on TV you cool jerk.
Bender: Hey lay off me. TV would stink if everyone on it was a positive role model. Bender is about entertainment baby! You can't hold me responsible for what kids do when... hey! This is my stuff they stole! That's the last straw! Bender should not be allowed on television!
Fry (while watching "Hypno-Toad"): This show has been going downhill since Season 3!
Cubert: This show is awesome! When I grow up, I'm gonna have so much amnesia!
Dwight: Me too. I mean, I have it now, but I forgot.