|Location||New New York, Planet Express Building|
|Age||Less than a month|
|Profession||Paper delivery company|
|First appearance||""The Route of All Evil"|
Awesome Express was the short-lived delivery company founded by Dwight Conrad and Cubert Farnsworth, originally in an attempt to impress their fathers. They started out as a simple newspaper delivery company but soon became more profitable than Planet Express, eventually acquiring the rights to the Planet Express ship and the Planet Express building through a legal technicality. Shortly after hiring Leela, Fry, and Bender to work for them, it was discovered that they had not actually been delivering the papers they had been getting paid for, but were depositing them in a crater on the moon. The boys were forced to go to their parents for help. Farnsworth and Hermes agree to help and use a shooter to deliver the remainder of the newspapers. During an altercation with Horrible Gelatinous Blob and Brett, both adults suffer a breakage of every bone in their bodies.