|First appearance||How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back|
|Voiced by||John DiMaggio|
Australian man is a stereo-typical Australian man who always seems to be a slave. He was tricked into becoming a slave on Spa 5. Zoidberg recommended the planet. Hermes Conrad gets the Spa 5 to run efficiently by having him do all the work. Since this, he has hated Zoidberg for recommending the spa to him and wonders why Zoidberg is still his doctor and why he hasn't changed. He was enslaved on O'Cyris IV building tombs and pyramids. He somehow returned to Earth only to allow one of Yivo's tentacles into his neck.
- In most of his appearances, he has been a slave to some force. Firstly, slave drivers, then Egyptian slave drivers and then Yivo and shkler tentacles.