- Fry: Yup. It's exhausting, but I need the extra money to buy coffee so I can stay awake for my night job.
- Bill Clinton's head: Man, this place is a snooze. Hey, Fry, I challenge President Taft 'ere to a pie-eatin' contest.
- Zoidberg: Hey, hey, LBJ. You wanna get drunk?
- Bender: But they could be meetin' anywhere! What are we gonna do? Search building to building?
- John Hancock: Halt! From whence commeth thou, one-eyed maiden!
- Queen: That's right, luv. Fer cent'ries, a Farnsworth gentleman 'as provided service to the Queen. Now close yer eyes an' think of England!