Act I: "I have no choice but to do what was just said!" Edit
Act II: "If you wanna see Monique or whoever, visit me! HAHAHA! Signed, SOMEBODY! Edit
Calculon goes to the scene and finds a note.
Act III: "NEED-- OIL--- ADE!" Edit
Calculon runs low on fuel.
Act IV: "Human Friend, HELP!" Edit
Calculon almost dies fighting a GIANT ROBOT.
Act V: "Nobody can be more STUPIDER than you!" Edit
Calculon fights five people. Calculon kills a man and they go home.
Act VI: Collect Call From: "I don't think it's nice to give a name to a machine!" Edit
Calculon forgets to set up the 200th anniversary. So he hires a boat-man to set up a cruise.
Act VII: "Before I kill you:" Edit
Calculon and Monique and Antonio go on a cruise. Antonio finds out the truth while Monique plays poker. Monique finds out and goes out to kill him.
Act VIII: "The Secret IS--" Edit
Antonio brakes through the glass while Calculon and Monique are bathing in Champaigne. Monique blocks his memory and kills him so Antonio cannot reveal the secret.
Act IX: "WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????" Edit
Calculon bursts in anger about his son.
Act X: "What is it?" Edit
Calculon and Monique stop bathing in champagne and fight.
Act XI: The Big Famous Fight Scene Edit
Calculon fights Monique after finding out the secret.
Act XII: The Big Antonio Edit
Calculon divorces Monique and gives Antonio a king funeral.
Act XIII: Another Song Edit
Calculon makes a song for Antonio's death. But he comes back to life so Calculon remarries Monique!
Act XV: "Now it's time for my song!" Edit
Antonio breaks out a song, but he's cut off by the credits!