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Robot #1: Santa, when you see the Robot Devil tell him I'm a-comin'!
Bender: Hey that guy said-
Robot Devil: I heard him!

Bender: Isn't it true you have been paid for your testimony?
Pramala: Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.
Bender: And yet you haven't said what I told you to say; how can any of us trust you?
Pramala: *Begins crying.*

Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer: You people aren't Santa, you're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus!

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