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A Tale of Two Santas
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Episode 35
Production Code 3ACV03
Season 4
Air date December 16, 2001
Directed By Ron Hughart
Written By Bill Odenkirk
Guests Coolio as Kwanzaabot
John DiMaggio as Robot Santa and Maurice LaMarche as Robot Devil
Opening subtitle This episode performed entirely by sock puppets
Opening cartoon Box Car Blues
Preceded by Parasites Lost
Followed by The Luck of the Fryrish

A Tale of Two Santas is the third episode of the 3rd production season of Futurama. It first aired on December 16, 2001.

PlotEdit

It's Xmas time again and the Planet Express crew has just finished getting ready for Robot Santa Claus by covering the whole building in metal shielding. Relieved that all they have to do is stay inside, everyone starts to relax. The Professor then informs Fry, Leela, and Bender, of some "good news", they have been hired to deliver letters directly to Santa's base on Neptune. Reading the sad letters, Leela decides that it's her, Fry, and Bender's job to stop Santa once and for all.

Arriving on Neptune the team meets the Robot Santa's Elves who are actually Neptunians, they're "just small because Santa doesn’t feed" them. Leela decides to have them help in the plan. Delivering the letters to Santa, the Neptunians flee and Fry, Leela, and Bender jump out of the sack of letters. Leela attempts to destroy Santa with a logical paradox which should cause him to overload. Leela states to Santa that he is programmed to punish/kill the naughty, but that in turn makes him naughty and thus he must destroy himself. Faced with the paradox Santa's head explodes. Unfortunately, another head pops up and Santa tells them "Nice try but my head was built with Paradox absorbing crumple zones!", with that he pulls a bazooka on them and Fry, Leela, and Bender run for their lives.

BenderasSanta

The Elves help Bender take Santa's place

Getting on their ship, the crew tries to take off but find that Santa is holding them down. Luckily, the heat from the rockets causes the ice around Santa to melt and he's frozen in place. The Neptunians celebrate and start making toys again, however Xmas is now left without a Santa and Bender is dubbed the new Santa. Arriving on Earth "Santa" tries to give out gifts but fails and people mistake him for the evil Robot Santa. He eventually gives up and dumps the toys in a sewer. He gets caught and is taken to court for crimes against humanity. Despite their best efforts Bender is found guilty and sentenced to be executed by being torn apart by giant magnets. Desperate, Fry and Leela decide to return to Neptune to retrieve Santa, who is still trapped in the block of ice to prove that Bender isn't the real Santa. After cutting him out of the ice, though still frozen in a block of it, Leela realizes that the pollution from the toy factory has caused a "Green House Effect" and raised the heat causing the ice to melt. Santa breaks free and chases Fry and Leela back onto the ship. With the previous one having failed, Leela decides that they need a new plan and they fly back to Earth. Though unknown to them Santa has hitched a ride on the ship, and is now headed to Earth with them.

At Bender's execution the Planet Express crew all dress up as Santa to save Bender, apart from Zoidberg who is dressed as Jesus. They fail and Bender starts being torn apart, while singing folk songs due to the magnet's effect on his circuit. Suddenly the real Robot Santa breaks in and saves Bender, Santa asks Bender for his help to "save"(ruin) Xmas. Fry warns him not to do it saying "No, don't do it, he's evil!", to which the real Santa replies "I know he is but I have no choice". Santa frees Bender and they both go on an evil rampage.

Back at Planet Express everyone is huddled together in fear. Leela complains that despite everything they did, Xmas ended up just as terrible as ever. They have no heat or power, and are all huddled together in fear. Fry realizes "the true meaning of X-Mas", all their fear of Santa brings them together, and though it be huddled in the dark, scared, and cold, that's the true meaning of Xmas. Meanwhile, after thoroughly destroying the city and ruining Xmas, Santa gives Bender a present as thanks, though Bender is confused when the box is empty. Santa says, "I might appear empty but the message is clear: play Santa again, and I'll kill you next year!". Santa viciously kicks Bender out of his sleigh in mid-air.

The Elves' SongEdit

Neptunians: We are free and fairly sober, with so many toys to build.
The machines are kinda tricky; probably someone will be killed.

But we gladly work for nothing

Fry: Which is good because we don't intend to pay

Neptunians: The elves are back to work today! Hooray!

We have just a couple hours to make several billion gifts. And the labour isn't easy

Leela: Then you'll all work triple shifts.

You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed! (Turns the speed of the machines up to "Lucy")

Neptunians: It's back to work on Xmas Eve! (panting) Hooray!

Leela: And though you're cold and sore and ugly, your pride will mask the pain

Fry: Let my happy smile warm your hearts:

Neptunian: There's a toy lodged in my brain! (he has a wooden train through his head)

Neptunians: We are getting awfully tired and we can't work any faster. And we're very, very sorry

Bender: Why you selfish little bastards! Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy empty-handed jerk? (kicks a Neptunian where the sun don't shine).

Then shut yer yaps and back to work!

Neptunians: Now it's very nearly Xmas and we've done the best we could

Fry: These toy soldiers are poorly painted

Leela: And they're made from inferior wood (snaps the toy soldier)

Bender: I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly

Robot Santa: If I wasn't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye

Neptunians: Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye:

Leela: You did the best you could I guess and some of these gorillas are okay

Neptunians: Hooray!

Neptunian: "We're adequate!

Neptunians: The elves have rescued Xmas Day! Hooray!

Ongoing ThemesEdit

Hermes-ismsEdit

  • Sacred boa of Western and Eastern Samoa
  • Like lice in a burning wig

Death, near-death, mutilationEdit

  • Various letters from Santa's child victims are reenacted.
  • Leela proposes a logical paradox to Santa, causing his head to explode.
  • During the musical number, one of the Neptunians gets a toy lodged in his/her brain.
  • Bender beats up a couple Neptunians.
  • Farnsworth shoots Bender several times with a shotgun.
  • Santa is stabbed off-screen by a toy soldier.
  • Bender is tortured but apparently not injured by the Magnexecutioner.
  • Bender joins Santa in non-specific mayhem.
  • The little girl who had been hit by a bicycle from Santa's bicycle gun is hit by another bicycle from Santa's bicycle gun.

DoppelgängersEdit

Bender is mistaken for Santa at all his gift-delivery stops, at his trial, and at his execution.

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