Man on tape: Giant ... garbage ball ... [A gasp.] ... passed close by ... horrible stench.
[He gags.] Woman: The transmission cuts out there, sir.
[The voice chokes again.] Woman: No, I, guess it keeps going.
[There is another gag and the message cuts out.] Woman: There we go.
Fry: Wow, back in my time the internet was only used to download pornography.
Farnsworth: It still is (points to movie)
Mayor Poopenmeyer : (To Farnsworth) I now present you with the academy prize, which we confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom after it became apparent that he was a jackass.
Farnsworth : Oh deer i'll have invent something new in the next Ten minutes like a death clock.