A Big Piece of Garbage
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| A Big Piece of Garbage | |
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| Episode | 8 |
| Season | 1 |
| Air date | May 9, 1999 |
| Running Time | 30 minutes |
| Directed By | Susan Dietter Mark Ramirez |
| Written By | Lewis Morton |
| Guests | Ron Popeil Nancy Cartwright |
| Storyboards By | John Mathot |
| Preceded by | My Three Suns |
| Followed by | Hell Is Other Robots |
- "Wow. Back in my time, the internet was only used to download pornography."
- ―Fry
A Big Piece of Garbage is the eighth episode of Futurama Season One. It was written by Lewis Morton, and directed by Susan Dietter.
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[edit] Plot
Professor Farnsworth announces that tomorrow the crew will make a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet. They cannot go today because he wants them all to be alive for the Academy of Inventors annual symposium, where he will present the Deathclock, a device which calculates how long a person has left to live. At the symposium, he meets a former student of his from Mars University, Professor Ogden Wernstrom, who vowed revenge on the Professor after receiving an A-minus on a pop quiz, even if it took him a hundred years. Just over ninety-nine years have passed, and no revenge is in sight; so Farnsworth considers himself to be in the clear.
Wernstrom presents his invention, an apparatus that allows fish to breathe water, but travel on land, the Reverse Scuba Suit. He taunts Farnsworth over his invention from the previous year — the Deathclock. Mortified that he had already presented the invention and forgotten about it, Farnsworth hastily begins drawing on a napkin, and comes up with the Smell-O-Scope, a device that allows people to smell distant cosmic objects. The Smell-O-Scope is received with scorn and laughter, and Wernstrom gives it "the worst grade imaginable—an A minus minus".
Back at Planet Express, he invites everybody to see the Smell-O-Scope that he built last year and also forgot about. Fry begins pointing the Smell-O-Scope around, and discovers the smelliest object in the universe. After calculating its path, Professor Farnsworth announces that the object will collide with New New York City in 72 hours. After some research, a video found on the internet reveals the object to be a giant ball of New York City's garbage launched via mob-obtained rocket into space around 2052 in an attempt to alleviate a crippling rubbish problem.
After warning the mayor of New New York, Mayor Poopenmayer, a plan is hatched to destroy the garbage ball. The Planet Express Crew is sent on a mission to plant a bomb on a fault line on the ball. The bomb has been set to allow twenty-five minutes to escape. When the crew lands on the ball, Fry is amazed of all of the 20th–century items on the ball; but Leela reminds Fry that these things were garbage, which is why they are in the garbage ball in the first place. Unfortunately, the Professor put the bomb's countdown display in upside down, and it actually only allows fifty-two seconds. The crew panics, and Bender throws the bomb into space to save themselves, but runs into a small meteor and falls back to the surface; and Bender throws it again. The opportunity to destroy the garbage ball is lost, so the crew returns to Earth in shame.
Attempting to find another way to save the city, the Mayor sends in Wernstrom to find a way to stop the garbage ball. Wernstrom demands tenure, a grant and five research assistants. He has no plan but declares that he is set for life and leaves. In a last-ditch effort to redeem himself, Farnsworth comes up with a second plan to save the city: to launch a second ball of garbage to bounce against the first one to send it flying into the sun. The Mayor exclaims that there hasn't been garbage in New New York for 500 years, so Fry demonstrates how to make garbage. An announcement is made to tell the city to not throw away its garbage. The city of New New York quickly generates a second ball of garbage, which is fired at the first garbage ball. The rocket flies into the air and hits the other garbage ball head-on. The second ball of garbage flies out of the solar system and the other flies into the sun. Leela's concerns that the new garbage ball will return and destroy a future generation are dismissed by other characters. Fry says that it won't be for hundreds of years. The city then confiscates Wernstrom's award to give to Farnsworth, who swears revenge against the Professor once again.
[edit] Memorable quotes
Man on tape: Giant ... garbage ball ... [A gasp.] ... passed close by ... horrible stench.
[He gags.]
Woman: The transmission cuts out there, sir.
[The voice chokes again.]
Woman: No, I, guess it keeps going.
[There is another gag and the message cuts out.]
Woman: There we go.
Fry: Wow back in my time the internet was only used to download pornography.
Farnsworth: It still is (points to movie)
[edit] Trivia
- The concept of blowing up the ball of garbage is a potential plan for dealing with asteroids and other Near Earth Objects (NEOs) on a collision course with earth. Farnsworth: "Now, you'll only have one chance to destroy the ball. After that, it will be so close to Earth that blowing it up would cause garbage to rain over the entire planet, killing billions." Destroying approaching asteroids, regardless of their proximity to Earth, has the tendency to reduce them to a cloud of smaller asteroids still heading toward Earth. The means of dealing with collisions currently envisioned involves diverting the path of an asteroid with conventional propulsion systems or their higher powered counterparts, nuclear electric propulsion systems.[1] The first step in perfecting the NEO diversion technology, successfully landing on an asteroid, has already been achieved, [2] but key to any type of asteroid collision prevention is long range detection, unceasing vigilance, and prompt action (read: funding).
- The films Armageddon and Deep Impact, were both released in 1998 and both dealt with asteroid collisions. Armageddon dealt more with the drama of the space mission and many of its reputed 168 scientific inaccuracies are from those scenes; Deep Impact depicted more of the effect of the crisis on Earth.
- Numerous references to 20th and 21st century consumer items found on the surface of the garbage ball, including a Bart Simpson doll, a Mr. Spock collector plate and a deposit of AOL floppy disks.
- In 2620, "to end all those stupid jokes once and for all", Uranus was renamed to Urectum.
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