- "Alright, look. Our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
- ―7¹¹ Clerk[source]
|Profession||Clerk at 7¹¹|
|First appearance||War is the H-Word|
|Voiced by||Scott Menville (uncredited)|
The 7¹¹ Clerk is the only known clerk at the chain store 7¹¹. He is keen to follow the company's policy yet seems to dislike most customers. He is completely enclosed in either glass or plastic to protect himself from customers.